idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

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An open letter to Hank and John,

I finished my last AP test yesterday. It was AP Literature. Without violation any rules, I can say that I wrote an essay on The Catcher in the Rye. The scorers can’t grade anything you put a line through so at the end of my essay, I wrote:

Holden Caufield thinks you’re phony!

Don’t forget to be awesome :)


thatlethalinjection:

banginbrittney:

itszweiman:

handsomemotherfucker3:

whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

Dyinggggh


omfg he ate it?!?! I bet when that cop looked for it after he was like… O_o 

Forever reblog!!! Favorite gif on tumblr!!!

thatlethalinjection:

banginbrittney:

itszweiman:

handsomemotherfucker3:

whorticia:

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORTHIS MY WHOLE LIFE

Dyinggggh

omfg he ate it?!?! I bet when that cop looked for it after he was like… O_o 

Forever reblog!!! Favorite gif on tumblr!!!

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fangirlin-in-a-winter-wonderland:

djavjr:

shakethe-excess:

bill-nyetho:

the idea that girls in 1572 had periods but no tampons makes me sad

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT ACTUALLY

would you say you think about it periodically

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spockisinthetardis:

thewonderyearstrong:

we dont appreciate salem from sabrina the teenage witch enough

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he is me

my spirit animal

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I wish I could have lived my life without making any wrong turns. But that’s impossible. A path like that doesn’t exist. We fail. We trip. We get lost. We make mistakes.
Natsuki Takaya (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

thisisemobuddy:

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

AND EVERYONE AROUND ME SAID IT WAS LAME!!! I WAS SO FUCKING MAD!!! THIS IS THE BEST SPIDERMAN EVER LOOK AT HIM!!!! he’s perfect…

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animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

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caccamesee:

I think we all need a reminder today that the human race isn’t all bad.

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hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

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theneverendingdrums:

i thought it said the prime minister was a former cockhead and i got really confused like that the heck he is still a total cockhead 

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